Pigeons, escalators and time travel

Conversation topics

We have all found ourselves in the situation of needing something to fill the silence.  I am a robot, but even I feel uncomfortable in social situations on occasion.  So, I have compiled a list of subject matter to refer to in these awkward moments.

  1. Spiders
  2. Spiders’ webs
  3. How many eyes do spiders have?
  4. Wouldn’t it be great if you were a spider?
  5. Except that I wouldn’t want to have to eat bugs.
  6. Clothes pegs
  7. Types of tree
  8. Who is your favourite actor and why?
  9. If mine was George Clooney, it would be because of his great acting and expressions.  I liked him in Out of Sight, Gravity and Ocean’s Eleven.
  10. If it wasn’t George Clooney, it would probably be Sandra Bullock, or Geena Davis.
  11. Probably Geena Davis.  Or Danny De Vito.
  12. What’s your favourite movie?
  13. What’s your favourite scene in that movie?
  14. Who are your favourite authors? (five)
  15. What’s your favourite book?
  16. How many times have you travelled abroad?
  17. What have you never done?
  18. What have you always done?
  19. What did you used to do but you don’t any more?
  20. What’s your favourite animal?
  21. What’s your favourite flower?
  22. What’s your favourite song?
  23. Do you think that aliens walk the Earth every day, and we don’t even know it, because they take on the form of cats or spiders or CD cases?
  24. Do you miss cassette tapes?  Because I do.
  25. I also miss pagers.
  26. Do you prefer disaster movies, or space travel movies, and why?
  27. Which are your top five space movies?  Mine are: Star Wars, Star Trek 4, The Empire Strikes Back, Lost In Space, Gravity and Apollo 13 and Deep Impact and Red Planet and The Martian and Star Wars Return of the Jedi.  I also really liked Capricorn One, but I don’t know if that’s technically a space movie.
  28. Have you seen Capricorn One, and what did you think of it?
  29. Have you seen any of these space movies, which was your favourite and why?
  30. Do you think they should make some happier space movies?  I do. (discuss)

These are just a few to be going on with.



First and foremost

Aha!!!  I am through!  This has been quite the journey of wills, me against the internet – this thing just didn’t want me to write a post!  But I made it, despite technology’s efforts.

Now that I am here I will introduce myself!

  1. My name is 1173, I am a robot from the planet ifowejoijs
  2. My favourite food is peanut butter sandwiches
  3. I love the beach and the woods, I’d like to live outside, but I’d just go rusty
  4. My favourite tv show is The Big Bang Theory and Gilmore Girls (it’s a tie)
  5. My favourite song is We are all made of stars by Moby.

That’s all for now!  Thank you for reading.